[This is posted at night-you can see Times Square lit up behind Lestat.]

I suppose I should be considerate to my flatmates. [The word 'considerate' is said like 'roadkill'I'll be in Manhattan for the near future. Something came up and I won't know when I'll be back home. So yes, if you're worried about my unexplained absence or whatever, then ( Read more... )

[The video clicks on to Lestat, grinning happily as he shows off his fangs, obviously filming from the outside of a Seattle club. He isn't dressed up per se...but he is wearing the 19th century style clothes he was wearing when he was ported in. A girl dressed in what could best be described as a skanky bumblebee costume is on his left arm.I've ( Read more... )

[Well, the video clicks on to Lestat wearing something that's ten times more stupid than he normally wears. And he's brunette. And he looks totally different from normal. And he's shirtless, showing off his not-that-attractive pale chest. And he doesn't look a thing like normal Lestat at all. AND he's in Truth or Consequences, which really isn ( Read more... )

Could somebody please explain to me just why I suddenly cannot hear a thing?

[The camera clicks on. It lingers for a moment on the floor of some random apartment...and waaaait a second, that's blood on the floor. Well heck, this isn't good. From off camera, Lestat starts to narrate.]

You see, this is the reason why I decided to keep my little...'condition' secret all the while. You humans. You try to impose your own ( Read more... )

[Somebody is pissed. No, pissed is an understatement. He's pretty freaking mad.]

Has anybody discovered that their life, their existence is trivialized in a book that, in this world, is seen as fiction? It's hardly fiction, this book details my life! And what's worse, this book gets all the details wrong ( Read more... )

[The first thing odd about this post is that it goes up at around 8 pm, when it's already dark outside. When Lestat starts talking, he sounds annoyed.I have a few questions for you, communication network. Where can I find a new pair of buttons? Wedgewood buttons with Boulton cut steels, circa 1850. The buttons on my shirt met with...an accident ( Read more... )

[Well, somebody obviously doesn't know how this works. You get a brief flash of 19th century style clothing-a nice tailcoat, a good vest, things that are obviously not from this century. The camera movement is shaky and jumbly, as if he's holding the comm and moving it around to figure how how it works. You also hear Lestat muttering to himself. ( Read more... )